hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

I leave for my first tour Sunday

Granted I’m not in the band that I’m touring with but it’ll be cool playing bass every night in a bunch of different states.

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

LOL THIS IS ALL GOLD MINUS THAT DUMB ASS

scrumptioushardfuck:

scrumptioushardfuck:

xzdp is completely killing it with all these gifs. literal wiggle/jiggle.

Still love these gifs so much, need to tag them to my blog.

scrumptioushardfuck:

scrumptioushardfuck:

xzdp is completely killing it with all these gifs. literal wiggle/jiggle.

Still love these gifs so much, need to tag them to my blog.

lufioh:

EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS

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